To save the most important things in the world,
you have to first find out what they are. . .
TIP NO. 1: Believe it or not, a camping trip is the best place to start, especially if it has:
(TIP NO. 2: Think constable in the lunatic police)
(TIP NO. 3: Think capuchin-monkey-brained snotasaurus)
A mud volcano
(TIP NO. 4: Yes, it can erupt!)
A snippy sparrow
(TIP NO. 5: Small is BIG)
(TIP NO. 6: The animals, not the shoes)
The last Ursus thibetanus gedrosianus
(TIP NO. 7: Think large, furry and walking towards you!)
A herd of hyper-herbivorous Baluchitheria
(TIP NO. 8: Don’t think. . . RUN!)
One poetic Markhor
(TIP NO. 9: Yup, get the earplugs)
(TIP NO. 10: It may go from bad to verse!)
(TIP NO. 11: Be glad you are not green)
And as always. . .
Assorted pesky humans, including angry soldiers and heartless rogues
(TIP NO. 12: Think the most dangerous animal on the planet)
Got the idea? Here’s a story that tells you what on earth is really happening. . . If you are a clever Smartosapiens, Survival Tips for Lunatics is the mad, mad handbook for you to make sense of the world and where it is going, besides round and round!