A Lyrical Satirical Empirical Miracle

(OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "THE BOOK YOU DON'T NEED BY THE AUTHOR YOU DON'T KNOW")

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In this deeply inspirational and hardly-worth-mentioning latest installment of no series whatsoever, author Aaron Ryan presents his greatest collection - ever - of satirical works, spanning a lot less time and far less material than, say, Dave Barry or other satire authors whose books you probably meant to purchase instead of this one. Written from the perspective of a voiceover artist over the course of 6 years, Aaron Ryan takes you on a heartfelt journey full of memories you're soon to forget. Blending the best of zany satire and awe-inspiring time wasters, this Aaron's Greatest Satire Collection Of All Time (herein known as "A.G.S.C.O.A.T.") will compel you... inspire you... and of course, deaden your nerves and make you question your own will to live.

From the author who brought you other works about other things, this silly compendium of Aaron's 300 best satirical blogs as a voiceover artist and blogger - blogs that received zero awards and also no acclaim or mention anywhere except for in this overly long book - are all presented here in an easy-to-read format that is biodegradable and conveniently doubles as firewood.

It is our wish - ALL of us singular people who speak in plural so as to convey mass approval - that you utterly enjoy A Lyrical Empirical Satirical Miracle by author slash voiceover artist slash poet slash former pole dancer slash guy who uses too many slashes in sentences....Aaron Ryan (the author you don't know).

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Aaron Ryan is the prolific author of the bestselling Dissonance 6-book alien invasion saga, the Christian dystopian fiction trilogy The End, the Talisman trilogy, the sci-fi thrillers Forecast, The Slide, and The Phoenix Experiment, the nonfiction books God Is Not Santa and You're Going Straight To Helen (In A Handbasket), the children's picture books The Ring of Truth, The Sword of Joy and The Book of Power, the business reference books How to Successfully Self-Publish & Promote Your Self-Published Book and The Superhero Anomaly, 6 business books on voiceovers penned under his former stage name (Joshua Alexander), as well as a previous fictional novel, The Omega Room. As a voiceover artist and official blogger of "The Voices In My Head," read by at least 3 people, he penned 300 satirical blogs you probably knew nothing about... until now.