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Coups de cœur Cultura
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In the beginning, there was God… and then there was Cowper—a cum-hungry celestial brat who moaned the universe into being and rode the Grailcock through the firmament like a divine pogo stick.
The Grailcock: sentient, sacred, absurdly elastic. Forged for worship. Wielded by none… until now.
This is the true creation myth—soaked in sacred fluids, rewritten commandments, and holy moaning that split the heavens. For 69 days and 69 nights, the gods came—literally—until the Grailcock was cast down to await its next Vessel.
That vessel? A virgin knight named Sir Cedric of Thistlecock. But that's a story for another binding.
And Grailcock Makes Three is Book One of The Chronicles of Grailcock—an utterly inappropriate work of pseudo-scholastic eroticism that led to Prof. Cordelia Knaque's suspension from the University of Fleshminster after she attempted to answer (during family orientation) the ancient question: "Qui cum com Deo?"
(Roughly translated: "Who spumes with God?")
Featuring moaning angels, archival masturbation, divine elasticity, and theologically questionable bodily responses, this mythic sex-farce is for lovers of Monty Python, Neil Gaiman, and/or the quiveringly devout.
