Crap Kingdom

In this portal fantasy, a small-town teenager who never thought he’d be chosen for anything extraordinary finds himself whisked away to a garbage-filled kingdom.

“DC Pierson’s fantastic, fantastical, and most of all funny Crap Kingdom fits perfectly between Douglas Adams and the Harry Potter novels.”—Matt Fraction, writer, Marvel’s The Mighty Thor and Invincible Iron Man comics

“Hilarious.”—Donald Glover, award-winning actor, comedian, and producer

THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH.
HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY.
HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING.

Tom can’t believe his wildest dream has finally come true: he’s traveled through a magic portal into a mysterious land where he’s the Chosen One, just like in the fantasy novels he’s read since childhood.

That is, until he realizes that this world is Crap Kingdom—the least cool, most annoying place ever. (Trust us: it’s really bad.)

So Tom turns down the job of Chosen One and goes back to his normal life. But Crap Kingdom’s not done with Tom, and when he gets caught on the wrong side of an epic battle between good and evil, the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.