DEAD (as a doorpost)

John's dead and in Heaven, listening to harps that don't quite sound as he expected. He's pretty happy about the whole thing, actually. His wife Melissa is ecstatic. Linda, though, suspects foul play - and she's not going to rest until she finds out what happened.

This is a very short book - novelette length - about 9000 words or 36 (print) pages.

Warning: Contains frequent foul language, adult themes and weird Aussie-isms. Not suitable for children.