Grassroots Justice: A Frank Peniston Mystery - Frank Peniston Mysteries, #1

What if your small-town mystery novel was over-fertilized?

Frank Peniston isn't just a crossing guard. He's a vigilante armed with infinite bullets, absurd gadgets, and a bloodstream dangerously overloaded with Full Throttle energy drinks. And when his neighbor's electric lawn mower goes missing, Frank uncovers a conspiracy sprouting from the lawns of Welvin, Massachusetts:

With Ronald sketching mower diagrams instead of real plans, Frank dives headfirst into a parody noir thriller that's equal parts satire, action comedy, and crime mystery.

Fans of Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Moore, and absurd noir comedies will laugh, cringe, and mow right alongside Frank. Because in Welvin… justice doesn't just grow wild. It cuts deep.