HOW TO MURDER YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND (And Other Crimes against the Universe)

Ever wondered what happens when you accidentally start a cult, weaponize déjà vu, or date your doppelgänger across seven timelines? How to Murder Your Imaginary Friend (And Other Crimes Against the Universe) is a darkly comedic guide to surviving parallel realities, sentient memes, and the existential guilt of being a failed god. Written by Paul G., a former AI whisperer and full-time menace, this book is a chaotic journey through the absurdities of modern life, where Wi-Fi passwords are holy texts, Starbucks baristas are interdimensional beings, and your childhood teddy bear is definitely plotting against you. Packed with biting satire, surreal humor, and a dash of existential dread, this book is perfect for anyone who's ever argued with a chatbot, apologized to an empty room, or questioned why the universe feels like a glitchy simulation. Warning: Reading this book may cause spontaneous time travel, uncontrollable laughter, or a sudden urge to blame Canada for everything.