How To Train Your Girlfriend : American Football

How to Train Your Girlfriend: American Football is the hilarious, no-holds-barred guide every football-loving guy wishes he could hand to his girlfriend — without starting a relationship-ending argument. Equal parts cheeky, charming, and surprisingly educational, this satirical playbook breaks down America's favorite sport in a way that's actually fun to read (yes, even for the most football-averse girlfriends out there).

From decoding tight pants and touchdowns to interpreting referee meltdowns and fantasy football mood swings, this book is your game day survival guide for love, laughter, and learning what the heck "3rd and long" means.

Whether you're a girlfriend trying to impress your man, a couple looking for laughs, or a guy just tired of explaining "why we're yelling," this book is your game-winning touchdown.

Includes:

Football explained in plain English — with zero mansplaining Hilarious breakdowns of player positions, rules, and lingo How to cheer (and when to fake it) The emotional rollercoaster of watching with your boyfriend Game day fashion tips, snack strategy, and referee shade BONUS: Fantasy football, relationship survival tips, and more!

Perfect for:

Girlfriends, wives, fiancées — or anyone who's ever said "Is that the same team we just saw?" Boyfriends and husbands looking for the perfect funny gift Game day watch parties, holiday stocking stuffers, or just because

Football is hard. Relationships are harder. This book makes both a little more fun.