Kevin the Adventurer and the Eye of Varn

Plot Twist Tales are like the classic books that let you choose what happens next, but they are for people of all ages!
Kevin is bravely slaying flagons of ale at his favorite inn when a sorcerer hires him to steal a jewel from a death cult. Soon he is saving a sacrificial victim from the cult and/or participating in a revolution against the King of the Gnomes. Mix every Lord of the Rings ripoff you've ever read, spoon in flavors of Monty Python and the slightly crazed, drunken stories your uncle tells before passing out, and you have Kevin the Adventurer and the Eye of Varn! Plot Twist Tales: you choose the next twist.