Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers - Goldman's Bulldog Presents, #2

"Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers" unifies science, religion and mysticism in a way that is sure to irritate everybody!

"Nobody! drags Darwin's theory kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century. It's a hole-in-one!" Nobody teeing off at the Darwin Golf Club

"Evolution for idiots!" Nobody on the Board of Education

"You mean idiots for evolution!" Nobody in "The Idiot in Rural Society"

"Of course it's science. You can't make this stuff up." Nobody at the American Association for the Advancement of Science

"You can't?" Nobody at Fox News

"Nobody! unifies science, religion and mysticism by insulting God…and praising bad breath? Give me a break!" Nobody at Listerine Antiseptic Mouthwash

"Who'd have thought we'd ever have a common enemy? Nobody!" Nobody at the Creationists vs. Scientists Annual Hardball Game

"Science humor is the sword!" Nobody at Bic Pens

"Nobody! thinks like a microbe--and that's supposed to be a good thing?" Nobody at The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

"If idiots can form an intelligent network, then why do intelligent people seem to form idiot networks?" Nobody in the US Congress

"The problem is with democracy itself--the vote turns intelligent politicians into idiot on-off switches that can't change their connection weights." Nobody at Unemployed Students for a Democratic Society

"You're only as smart as you have to be; intelligence isn't free!" Nobody at the Dollar Intelligence Store

"'Altruism is a natural by-product of selfish networked individuals?' Just thinking about it gives me a headache!" Nobody at Bayer Fast-Dissolving Aspirin

"If we build it, they will go! Microbes in space! Seed the universe!" Nobody at NASA

"Let the Bac be with you! Hiccup! God is Bac!" Nobody at The Cristal Cathedral

"We don't believe that merging science with literary satire is what C. P. Snow had in mind." Nobody reading The Two Cultures