Professor When and the Perpetual Pending Update

Professor When and the Perpetual Pending Update
A hilarious sci-fi comedy for anyone who's ever battled with a glitching computer, dodged an error message, or wondered if the universe has its own IT department.

Meet Professor When — a charmingly disorganised genius with a time and space machine that runs on software so old, it still asks for floppy disks. Alongside his accident-prone human companion Chloe, he travels the cosmos in his trusty red telephone box, the Portable Emergency Temporal Hub (P.E.T.H.). The only problem? The P.E.T.H. constantly needs updates, and it never asks at a convenient time.

When a "routine" landing ends in a beige bureaucratic nightmare, the unlikely duo find themselves face-to-face with the Compliancers — chrome-plated enforcers of cosmic regulations who think a missing parking permit is a universal crime. As the Professor tries to talk his way out of trouble using charm, ego, and increasingly unhinged logic, Chloe races to reboot their failing system before they're sentenced to the worst punishment imaginable: a three-day seminar on intergalactic paperwork.

Packed with British wit, absurd adventures, and a hilarious send-up of modern technology, Professor When and the Perpetual Pending Update delivers the perfect mix of time travel parody, bureaucratic satire, and science fiction silliness.

Fans of witty, offbeat space comedies will love this laugh-out-loud journey through time, logic, and the world's slowest operating system.