The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever!

Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page.

Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud.

Here's a sampling:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock, knock. 
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate! 
Interrup—
ARRRRRRRRRR!