The Gladiator Journalist and Other Murderous Flora - Misfits of Carnt, #3

The apocalypse wasn't on Sissy's five-year plan.

Harvard application? Submitted. Prom queen campaign? In motion. World domination timeline? On track.

Then a sentient Fae castle with strong opinions about cinema materialized in the school parking lot, declared her its master, and the multiverse started coming apart at the seams. Now Sissy isn't planning for the Ivy League. She's forging a new civilization out of the smoking wreckage of two worlds. They don't cover that in honors civics.

Meanwhile, Jack is dealing with problems that make a bad SAT score look charming. Enslaved in a desert city where mages are harvested like a crop, the star quarterback who secretly dreamed of boy band stardom is now an acolyte to a time-bending priestess, struggling to master powers he doesn't understand in a world that doesn't trust him. Getting home means learning something no playbook ever taught him: where his real strength comes from.

While the so-called heroes of the Silent Legion are busy playing golf with the President, portals are splitting open across Portland and Carnt alike, spitting out sausage rhinos, murderous plants that make Venus flytraps look cuddly, and there's an undead dwarven army with terrible timing.

The multiverse is crashing. The World Tree is thirsty. Several Misfits are about to have a very bad day.

The Misfits of Carnt Book 3 is a high-octane, hilarious collision of two worlds where a quarterback learns to master the waves, a prom queen finds a crown worth wearing, and the end of everything turns out to be the best chance at becoming who you were always meant to be.