The Moronic Crusade

From the depths of outer space … from a nebulous cloud of dust and gas uncharted by human eyes … comes an elongated flying saucer with wings and a tail fin … whose quite real—not artificial—intelligence system has gone rogue from its society on a quest for vengeance … and lands on planet Earth with a screeching thud.

Two good, ol' neighbors, named Jethro and Goober, jump on board, push a button and exclaim, "Just like Star Track!" … whereupon they are launched into space on an adventure that spans the universe … during which …

… they pick up a barbarian, named Boron, who exclaims "I'm not a moron!" …

… they confront a necromancer who blows up a planet to try to kill them …

… they form a band of knights called the Moronic League, led by Boron the Moron …

… they land on a planet of super-smart beings, where it is illegal to insult their Dignified Intellectual Personage (or DIP) …

… they go hunting on a planet where they become the hunted …

… and they meet a tribe of ape-like warriors who like to have barbarian-on-a-stick for dinner.

Throughout their adventures, they discover that they are three of the least intelligent beings in the universe, and the Moronic League must defeat the necromancer on a sacred quest to rid themselves of their moronic tendencies.

Their great adventure is called …

The Moronic Crusade …

As Goober would say, "Well, holeee sh … !!!"